"Alphabet of Pain" ((NOT BY ME))

Alrighty now! My good friend Chris read this at the “Coffee House”, very good of him to let me post his poem.

“Alphabet of Pain”

A is for Anne who chopped off her tongue,
B is for Billy who blew up his lung.

C is for Chris who slipped on the ice,
D is for Dan who ate too much rice.

E is for Eddy who fell on his back,
F is for Fred who sat on a tack.

G is for Greg who was eaten by mice,
H is for Hannah who choked on two dice.

I is for Ian who stepped on a fork,
J is for Jamie who was killed by a stork.

K is for Kelsey who got shot by a robber,
L is for Len who choked on peach cobbler.

M is for Mick who got himself cut,
N is for Nate who was hit by a nut.

O is for Oscar who fell in a lake,
P is for Peg who was poisoned by cake.

Q is for Quinn who was hit by a car,
R is for Rich who walked into a bar.

S is for Sara who blew into pieces,
T is for Tom who was shot by his nieces.

U is for Uma who was hit by a bat,
V is for Victoria who was scratched by a cat.

W is for Will who was killed by a fart,
X is for Xavier who was hit by a dart.

Y is for York who was attacked with fresh fruit,
Z is for Zach who was bit by a newt.

Copyright to Christopher, Age now: 14, Age when wrote this: 11 or 12

Very very funny! I am sorry if anyone's name is on this...He and his sister made this up...